Well Joe. In every new middle school, the students have to appease the Great Spirit who inhabits the halls with 3 sacrifices a day of a gluestick, preferably Elmer's. With three gluesticks a day for 180ish days, that rounds out to about 8 gluesticks a student (the actual ratio would be 7.1, but better safe than sorry). Everyone helps in keeping the school safe.
Good thing the Great Spirit doesn't require a sacrifice of reinforcements...you guys would be in trouble. I've ignored those on the school supplies list for I don't know how many years in a row!
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Well Joe. In every new middle school, the students have to appease the Great Spirit who inhabits the halls with 3 sacrifices a day of a gluestick, preferably Elmer's. With three gluesticks a day for 180ish days, that rounds out to about 8 gluesticks a student (the actual ratio would be 7.1, but better safe than sorry). Everyone helps in keeping the school safe.
well sounds good hopefully i don't affend the spirit
Wow, David...and you thought you weren't a math genius!!!
I have a question for you, Joe...why is your post entitled "tissues" when your post was about glue sticks...very curious!!!
Good thing the Great Spirit doesn't require a sacrifice of reinforcements...you guys would be in trouble. I've ignored those on the school supplies list for I don't know how many years in a row!
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