Thursday, August 28, 2008

tissues

okay i have a question in the air for all of you. on my school supplies list it says i need 8 gluesticks. why do i need all those gluesticks?

5 comments:

Dave said...

Well Joe. In every new middle school, the students have to appease the Great Spirit who inhabits the halls with 3 sacrifices a day of a gluestick, preferably Elmer's. With three gluesticks a day for 180ish days, that rounds out to about 8 gluesticks a student (the actual ratio would be 7.1, but better safe than sorry). Everyone helps in keeping the school safe.

Joe said...

well sounds good hopefully i don't affend the spirit

Mom said...

Wow, David...and you thought you weren't a math genius!!!

Mom said...

I have a question for you, Joe...why is your post entitled "tissues" when your post was about glue sticks...very curious!!!

Mom said...

Good thing the Great Spirit doesn't require a sacrifice of reinforcements...you guys would be in trouble. I've ignored those on the school supplies list for I don't know how many years in a row!